was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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