yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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