nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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