if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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