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I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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