I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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