Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Still dying that you shit outside
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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