I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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