Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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