id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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