she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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