We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
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