Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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