party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
this boner is exhausting
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
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