you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Randomize
