There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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