Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
it's like heaven, but drunker
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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