I must be too annoying 4 u.
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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