Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I smell stomach acid.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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