Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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