Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
either way he was missing a nipple.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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