oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I'm both gender and math confused
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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