fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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