We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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