Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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