@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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