why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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