spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
bring money and cleavage
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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