But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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