Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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