He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
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