I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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