Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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