I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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