She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
