Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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