Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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