And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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