On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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