What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
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