What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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