Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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