guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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