So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
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