porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
My life is pants optional.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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