I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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