But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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