apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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