Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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