Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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