Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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