week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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