His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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