that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
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