why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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