How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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