oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
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